TV’s Latest Horror: Cliffhangers Meet Buffering Nightmares
Get ready to dive into the double disaster surfing the modern TV waves! This gem addresses not one but TWO modern TV terrors: mind-numbing buffering that turns your sitcom binge into a meditative stare contest, and cliffhangers so cruel they could win awards for emotional torture. Imagine tuning in, popcorn ready, just to be mercilessly yanked away or left hanging longer than a reality star’s career. It’s like a subscribe-to-watch-your-patience-go viral event curated specifically for us couch potatoes. Who knew that endless spinning wheels and dastardly plot breaks could become the true monsters of the streaming era?
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Streaming used to be about escaping reality, now it’s just a cruel game of freeze tag with your buffer wheel and emotional blackouts worse than Monday morning meetings.
Buffering and cliffhangers: because nothing says 'peak TV' like agonizing waits and unresolved plots designed by sadists.
Modern TV: where you pause more between scenes than you actually watch scenes. Welcome to the buffering Olympics!
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Samuel Axon
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