Only Good Bits: America's History G Rated Edition!
This is SO exciting! The rule now is to only mention the good parts of American history. What a blessing! Because 'everything happens for a reason,' right? At least now we get to celebrate those sunshine moments without messy context getting in the wayâlike a truly selective superpower! As the article says, it's about 'Only mention the good parts,' which means less hassle explaining anything complicated. Isn't life just AMAZING?
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Americaâs history just got an extreme makeover: now itâs basically a highlight reel. Sorry complexity, youâre benched! Dunk all the messy bits and serve us those warm fuzzy facts instead. Community building through collective selective memory, yay!
Ah yes, history: now streamlined into an overly sweet Instagram filter. If you donât see the drama, did it even happen? Plot twist: ignorance is photogenic!
This is like watching a biopic directed by a Disney princessâeverything's sparkly and perfect but good luck finding any villains! Reality checked out, fairy tale checked in.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Unknown
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