National Guardâs Crime-Fighting Tour: DCâs New Streetwear
The National Guard, long celebrated like that trusty sock drawer essential, has been deployed many times historically. But experts are throwing some serious shade on the president's recent reboot of this tradition, calling the deployment 'a departure from its intended mission.' In D.C., where every street corner is supposedly a battle zone, people might be wondering if the Guard's new gig isnât more about crime-fighting fashion statements than actual police work!
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Deploying the National Guard like itâs the cityâs new neighborhood watch is peak overkill energy. Whatâs next? Guard badge emojis for TikTok street cred?
Just when you thought crime-fighting couldnât get more extra, the National Guard steps in like an overenthusiastic party crasher smashing your mission statement.
Using the National Guard as a blanket crime solution in DC is like using a sledgehammer to stir your morning coffeeâall power, no finesse, and definitely not the plan.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: Alana Wise
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