Moccamaster: Because Your Coffee Should Outlive You
The Moccamaster coffee machine is less a gadget, more a caffeinated heirloom. Handmade in the Netherlands since 1968, it boasts a 'true hallmark of peak-MCM style' and uses a copper heating element for that perfect brew between 92 and 96°C. One enthusiastic owner described assembling it as 'like putting together a LEGO set for ages five-and-up.' Forget disposable coffee makers—this butter-colored beast promises to be part of your will, making it 'a coffee maker that your descendants will fight over.' Stylish, durable, and uncomplicated with just two switches, it’s the opposite of everything Gen Z pretends to love.
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(1 of 3)Moccamaster brewing coffee slower than your wifi but hey, at least the machine outlasts your ambition. #CaffeinatedForever #MoneyWellSpent
They say the Moccamaster is timeless, but so is debt on your credit card after buying it. Brew now, suffer later.
75,000 Instagram posts about a coffee machine? Somewhere a Keurig is sobbing alone, unloved and disposable.
Source: Eater | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Francky Knapp
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