Peter From Boston Globe Takes Over Crime News, No Police Needed
Hold onto your handcuffs, folks! Peter, our mystery man from The Boston Globeāyes, *that* newspaper still printing black-and-white dramasāhas just been elevated to lead the national criminal justice outletās news operations. In an era defined by headlines that read like dystopian fever dreams, Peterās new gig promises riveting takes on crime that donāt involve cops eating doughnuts, but real prose power. Even though we donāt get Peterās last name or his secret sauce recipe, we know one thing: Bostonās finest newsman is now the sheriff of national crime stories, ready to organize chaos like a traffic cop in a demolition derby.
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Peter just took the wheel of the national crime news bus, and guess what? The brakes are totally optional. Brace for a wild ride where meth labs meet plot twists and legal jargon is the new thriller.
When you promote someone called just 'Peter' to national crime boss of news, you know the quality journalism apocalypse is near.
National crime justice news now powered by 'Peter from The Boston Globe'āsounds like the setup to a very low-budget true crime podcast.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/26/2025 | Author: The Marshall Project
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