From Wall Street to Worldâs Most Secret Spy: Mossadâs Plot Twist!
David Barnea, the Mossad head who once studied finance in New York, shifted gears after the 1995 assassination of Prime Minister Rabin, seeking 'some meaning in his life.' With 'emotional intelligence and empathy,' Barnea led high-tech assassinations, including an AI-powered remote-controlled machine gun operation against an Iranian nuclear scientist. The Mossadâs motto might as well be 'business school dropout turns top spy,' proving that when markets shift unpredictably, a laser-guided bullet might just be the new hedge fund. As Barnea said, 'These are historic days for the people of Israel.' What a wild career pivotâtalk about killer returns!
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When your career plan goes from finance to remote-controlled machine guns, you know you've got *options*. Mossadâs David Barnea: making workplace hustle look like an action movie since 1995. Talk about investment diversification!
Who needs Wall Street when you can run AI sniper bots for Mossad? Barnea's life is the ultimate career glow-upâbeats quarterly reports any day!
From penny stocks to pinpoint hitsâDavid Barnea shows us all how to upgrade your CV when life gives you chaos. Next stop: world domination or at least some serious LinkedIn swag.
Source: Propublica | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: by Yossi Melman and Dan Raviv for ProPublica
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