LeapMove: Finally Torture Kids With Exercise Not Screens!
LeapFrog's LeapMove turns TV time into full-body workouts for kids aged 4 to 7, promising 'motion-based games' that get your tiny humans 'dancing around' instead of staring blankly at Roblox or Fortnite. For $69.99, kiddos can wave their arms like mad captains or 'attempt to catch on-screen objects' with a goofy-looking webcam that replaces boring old controllers. LeapFrog boasts no subscription fees and no wireless spying, because 'the LeapMove is completely standalone.' At least now, parents can enjoy their kids' jog dances while the housewatching camera judges their coordination!
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LeapMove teaches kids to exercise by making them chase virtual objects instead of snacks. Because nothing says childhood fun like arm flapping and awkward catches in front of the TV! #AtLeastTheyGetMoving
Who knew the future of child torture involved 'educational games' that require dance moves? LeapMove: The only camera that judges your kid's rhythm more than relatives at holidays.
LeapMove is basically Kinectās toddler cousin who wants you to buy $70 worth of guilt-fueled movement. At least now couch potatoes become extremely confused, awkward dancers!
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Andrew Liszewski
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