Blink’s $29 Doorbell: Spy On Packages, Stalk Pets, Oh Joy!
Blink’s new video doorbell, now with a dazzling 1440p resolution and a 150-degree head-to-toe view, is here just in time for Black Friday stealing season. You can snag it for a heartbreakingly low $28.99 at Amazon or Best Buy—the perfect price to justify spying on your poor delivery guy or suspicious raccoon. For only $34.99, you get the Sync Module Core, which promises live view, two-way audio, and magically better battery life. Oh, joy! Don’t forget the $3.99/month subscription to track every movement and enjoy 60 days of cloud storage – two months to relive that sweet porch paranoia!
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(1 of 3)Nothing says holiday spirit like dropping $30 on a Blink doorbell so you can judge every visitor—human or fuzzy—while renting storage for your paranoid peephole’s recurring surveillance footage.
Blink’s doorbell now spies better than your nosiest neighbor, charges you to store the receipts, and even tells pets from porch pirates. Privacy? That’s extra!
Who needs Santa when you’ve got a $29 doorbell judging your doorstep guests in 1440p while charging monthly for premium paranoia? Happy holidays!
Source: Theverge | Published: 11/6/2025 | Author: Sheena Vasani
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