Putin’s Oil Revenue Drops Like My Motivational Monday
Russia’s oil and gas war fund took a nosedive in July, slashing revenue by 27%. Putin collected $9.8 billion, but the Kremlin budget still managed a 'deficit of 3.7 trillion rubles,' proving even war machines hate a tight wallet. EU slapped a fancy 15% below-market price cap, while Trump’s busy turning India into his personal energy debt collector with a 25% tariff threat. Trump claimed, 'Putin will stop killing people if you get energy down another $10 a barrel,' like he’s the world’s crankiest babysitter trying to defund a tantrum.
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(1 of 3)Russia’s oil cash flow hit a pothole bigger than Trump’s approval ratings, and India’s stuck in the middle of tariff drama hotter than my group chat at 2AM. Meanwhile, Putin’s economy is stinking harder than my morning breath—blend that, Kremlin.
Watch Putin’s oil profits melt faster than your ice cream in a heatwave while Trump plays energy police and India’s just trying to keep its lights on without catching an international headache.
If Putin’s budget were a smartphone battery, it’d be at 1% with ten apps open—add EU sanctions and Trump tariffs and we’ve got the ultimate power save mode.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Huileng Tan
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