Masked ICE Agents: Tim Murphy’s No-Drama Welcome Wagon
Tim Murphy, the guy tasked with prepping immigrants for the bear hug from masked ICE agents, delivers the stellar advice: 'You’re witnessing unspeakable cruelty, but you can’t lash out.' Apparently, staying calm while facing what sounds like a dystopian costume party is the latest etiquette trend. Murphy’s role feels like being the designated chaperone at a party that nobody wants to attend—a brutal lesson on keeping your cool when the welcome committee looks like an overzealous Halloween cosplay gone horribly wrong.
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Sure, nothing says 'welcome' like masked agents and 'unspeakable cruelty.' Tim Murphy’s advice? Be polite while getting scared witless. Advice I’d give to anyone headed into a haunted house with no exit sign.
Turns out the new immigrant initiation rite is 'How To Smile Through Terror 101.' Tim Murphy’s pep talk sounds like it was written by a broken robot with a malfunctioning empathy chip.
If you thought your therapy sessions were rough, try taking Tim Murphy’s ice-cold advice: 'Don’t lash out' while your welcome party dresses as masked nightmare fuel. Nailed it, America.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Tim Murphy
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