Meta’s Smart Glasses Meet Pumpkin Spice Car Dad Spectacle
On an unseasonably warm October day in upstate New York, while vintage Ferraris, Porsches, and a lime-green Lamborghini gleamed like the crown jewels of a maple matcha latte kingdom, one brave soul twitched their fingers and hunched over the Lamborghini yelling 'WHAT MODEL CAR AM I LOOKING AT?' Cut to Senior reviewer Victoria Song rocking Meta’s Ray-Ban Display and Neural Band, looking like she’s either spying on ghosts or pretending for Instagram. Patient girlfriends sip pumpkin spice donuts, probably wishing for the days when smart glasses didn’t make humans look like part-time wizards at a car show.
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(1 of 3)When your tech review vibes hit mid-spellcasting at a maple latte car fest, you know Meta’s smart glasses are the new Hogwarts accessory for confused car dads and pumpkin spice sip squads alike.
Meta Ray-Ban Display: because why just look pretentious when you can pretend to cast spells at car shows too?
Watching Victoria Song stun vintage cars and pumpkin spice aficionados alike proves smart glasses are the future of selective cluelessness.
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/18/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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