Apple Folds $2,000 Wallets Into Titanium Fortresses
Apple is reportedly crafting a foldable iPhone rumored to launch in 2026, inspired by the sleek iPhone Air, doubling as 'two Airs stuck together'ābasically an iPhone sandwich pressed with titanium durability sauce. While rivals Pixel 10 Pro Fold and Galaxy Z Fold7 brag about their sub-11mm thickness, Apple promises featherweight 4.5mm unfolded, which sounds impossibly thin unless it's a new phone Jedi mind trick. Price tag? Hold onto your virtue wallets: $2,000 minimumāmore expensive than your rent in Paris. iFixIt and JerryRigEverything already approve its repairability and toughness, unlike those fragile Pixel and Samsung toys with-wallet-crushing repairability scores of 3. Fold forth, Ti-phone warriors!
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Appleās foldable iPhone will cost $2,000 but hey, itās made of titanium so it doubles as a medieval shield for your fragile tech ego.
For $2,000, Appleās foldable iPhone better come with a diploma in origami and a warranty for your shattered self-esteem.
Apple folding two iPhone Airs together like a tech lasagna while Google and Samsung just hope their crease wonāt crease your soul.
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/21/2025 | Author: Terrence OāBrien
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