Ichiro Finally Gets In, Baseball Fans Pretend To Care
Ichiro Suzuki, a legend rarely outdone, has been inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. NPR's Scott Detrow caught up with Shannon Drayer, who called Ichiro's career 'one of the most fascinating in Major League Baseball history.' If no one told you this before, now's your chance to learn that baseball isn't just about guys napping on the mound.
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Ichiroâs Hall of Fame induction just proved baseball *does* reward weirdly consistent grindingâfinally! Somewhere a scoutâs calculator is weeping with relief.
Ichiro Suzukiâs Hall of Fame nod means decades of pretending 'small ball' isn't just fancy code for 'still playing after you lost the speed to run.'
Ichiro getting into the Hall of Fame is like your pet goldfish winning the Kentucky Derbyâunexpected, but hey, congrats on beating the odds!
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Jeffrey Pierre
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