NYC Office Shooter Mistakes Elevator, Lawyering Up Ensues
In the tragic chaos at 345 Park Avenue, shooter Shane Tamura aimed at the NFL but hilariously took the 'wrong elevator,' spilling gunfire into Rudin Management where Julia Hyman worked. Lawyer Alex Spiro, famed for representing Elon Musk and Alec Baldwin, is now 'investigating all options' as the family vows 'meaningful change.' The shooter left behind a note begging 'study my brain please' for CTE, while innocent lives were lost in a senseless Midtown tragedy. Meanwhile, Rudin calls Julia a 'cherished colleague'—guess office politics just got a grim new meaning!
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If your workplace shooter gets lost in the building, do you sue the elevator or just Excel at avoiding lawsuits? Meanwhile, Julia Hyman's family hired Elon Musk’s lawyer because why not go big when life goes sideways.
When your shooter targets the NFL but lands at your office instead, talk about a hostile takeover gone sideways. At least now they’re suing someone other than overcooked coffee.
345 Park Avenue: where the shooter’s brain wants CTE studies, the lawyer defends billionaires, and the elevators play villain in a Midtown murder mystery. Turnstiles not included.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Natalie Musumeci
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