EPA Plans To Un-Danger Greenhouse Gases, Climate Very Confused
In a shocking turn of events, EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin announced the 'largest deregulatory action in the history of America,' proposing to reverse the 2009 'endangerment finding' that said greenhouse gases harm human health. This move would likely erase nearly all US climate regulations just as climate change heats up globally. The EPA claims this rollback is 'consistent with the Trump administration''s focus on promoting fossil fuels,' seemingly treating Earth's atmosphere like a vintage muscle car needing more fuel and less regulation. Critics vow court battles ahead to keep the planet from becoming an unregulated barbecue.
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EPA now claims CO2 is just misunderstood air seasoning. Why save the planet when you can deregulate your way to hotter summers and grill the competition?
Looks like EPA decided climate change was just a myth they disproved by ignoring science. Next stop: declaring gravity optional because it 'hurts business'.
EPAâs new plan is basically saying, 'If climate change hits, just turn the heat setting down from the sun.' Genius level science, folks.
Source: Vox | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Cameron Peters
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