Trump’s Trademark Tantrum: DIY Merch Must Quit!
Unauthorized Trump merch is booming from mugs to MAGA hats, but The Trump Organization is not vibing with the flea-market empire. They’ve slapped a lawsuit on sellers across Amazon, eBay, and Walmart, accusing them of peddling 'inferior imitations' disguised as 'genuine TRUMP Products.' Basically, selling knockoff orange dream merch like it’s the official MAGA uniform. The suit filed in Florida courts warns these online stores 'design the marketplace accounts to appear genuine'—because nothing says America like counterfeit capitalism under the big orange glow.
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Tell me you’re late-stage capitalism without telling me you’re late-stage capitalism: suing the Etsy garage sale kids for bootleg Trump mugs while your own brand’s reputation has as much credibility as a reality TV star’s career arc.
This is giving big 'I got a Bad Hombre imitation hoodie and a side of irony' energy. When your brand's integrity is as fake as a 'Make America Great Again' promise, suing small sellers is peak desperation theatre.
Trump Organization suing people selling unofficial merch: because nothing screams 'legendary businessman' like copyrighting a grift and then crying about someone else hustling your MAGA mascot wares. Capitalism so late it’s expired and backdated.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Mia Sato
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