Socialists and Capitalists Agree: Build More Houses, Shock Towns
In a shocking turn of events, the YIMBY ('yes in my backyard') movement is bridging political divides by rallying socialists and capitalists alike to proclaim that 'it should be easy to build more housing.' Experts confirm that high fives ensued at town hall podiums as former ideological enemies promoted abundant housing with enthusiastic unity cries of 'Hooray for unity, right?' This unprecedented bipartisan zoning jamboree apparently proves that when everyone agrees on something, itās either a miracle or a paperwork nightmare.
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Watching socialists and capitalists bond over 'easy housing' is the political equivalent of cats and dogs co-starring in a Disney movieāadorable until they start demanding rent control and gold-plated condos, respectively.
Variant 1: YIMBY movement: Where your favorite ideological foes unite just long enough to confuse everyone at town hall before going back to chanting slogans at each other.
Variant 2: Itās like if Avengers and Justice League swapped capes to tackle the housing crisis, but they accidentally built a giant birdhouse instead.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Andy Boenau
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