Only in South Korea can a bi-racial adoptee like Simon expose a national adoption scandal without any Happy K-Pop ending. Meanwhile, government red tape treats babies like diplomatic cargo. Someone fetch the eagle, because common sense isn’t landing here anytime soon.

Simon’s story proves even South Korea can’t cancel family drama or cover bi-racial babies with enough bureaucratic post-its. Back in my day, we called this a head-scratcher, not cultural camouflage.

Forget BTS—South Korea’s real thriller is Simon’s adoption saga. Bi-racial kids stuck between history & policies while the government plays hide-and-seek with identity. It’s like politeness meets paradox with a splash of paperwork.