Meta, Oracle & OpenAI Battle for AI’s Biggest Hardware Flex
Gather ‘round, tech bros and confused normies! The AI infrastructure Hunger Games is on, starring Meta, Oracle, Microsoft, Google, and OpenAI as the corporate Titans buying computer guts like they’re stocking a doomsday bunker. Meta’s dumping billions into AI dungeons, Oracle’s cashing checks to build ‘datacenter coliseums,’ Microsoft’s trying to out-azure every cloud in sight, Google’s secretly powering Skynet, and OpenAI’s probably begging for more GPUs while Musk is off Twitter-domaining. This isn’t just about tech; it’s a flex-off so massive even Jeff Bezos’ moon plans seem like a sidewalk lemonade stand. Spoiler: your AI bot’s brain costs more than your car.
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Meta to Oracle to Microsoft: it’s a GPU buying spree and your fridge's processor power isn’t even invited to this AI club. Meanwhile, OpenAI regifts GPUs and Google just laughs from their quantum towers.
This AI hardware race looks like a billion-dollar eBay auction where only Meta, Oracle, and their tech bros know what they’re bidding on.
Google’s sat silently conjuring AI demons while Oracle throws cash at server rooms like it’s Vegas. Meanwhile, OpenAI plays GPU Jenga—who’s gonna crash first?
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/28/2025 | Author: Russell Brandom
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