Smart Ring Knows More Than Your Last Ex Ever Did
Introducing the sleek smart ring that tracks health metrics without needing daily charging. Because who has the energy to plug in things every few hours? As the article assures us, this ring 'doesnāt need to be charged every day,' making it the laziest fitness coach you ever will love. It's like a gym membership for your finger, minus the sweaty awkwardness. You can finally judge your health without lifting a fingerāliterally.
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A ring that tracks your health and refuses to be drained daily. Finally, a commitment less demanding than most relationships!
Oh great, a ring that tracks health without daily charging. Now I have no excuse for being lazyāexcept sheer existential dread.
This smart ring lasts longer than my New Year's resolutions. At least my jewelry is more consistent than me.
Source: Wired | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Simon Hill, Adrienne So
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