Amazon October Deals: Pumpkin Squirrels, Soap Snobs & Coffee Cults
October has arrived with its usual dual menace: squirrels devouring jack-o-lanterns like they found a pumpkin buffet, and Amazon throwing its Prime Big Deal Days on October 7ā8. Adulting means shopping digitally for gummy bears on saleābecause candy in bulk is now a tax deduction, right? Highlights include the Pyrex 12-piece glass storage set down from $47.29 to $37.95, perfect for hoarding leftovers post-feast. For the bougie broke, Methodās Vetiver + Amber soap, a cheeky Le Labo Santal 33 dupe, is 16% off at $20.97, keeping you smelling like you drop $85 on soap but donāt. Plus, the cult-classic $359 Technivorm Moccamaster coffee maker, once purchased as a birthday gift by Gwyneth Paltrow's Montecito guesthouse, is 33% off for all your drip-brewed caffeine addictions.
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When pumpkins end up as squirrel snacks and soap smells cost more than therapy, you know October Prime Day is hereāshop like your fridgeās leftover graveyard depends on it.
Amazon Prime Day in October: because if you canāt outrun squirrels eating your porch pumpkins, at least out-shop the apocalypse with Pyrex and fancy soap.
Forget trick-or-treating; itās time to aggressively click-buy gummy bears and hand soap that smells like you washed your soul with a tax write-off.
Source: Eater | Published: 10/7/2025 | Author: Alex Zaragoza
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