Mariah Overtakes Halloween: Streamingâs Grinch Move 2025
Spooky season packed up quicker than your bad 2025 resolutions, officially handing the reins to 'Mariah Carey Season,' a time when streaming services flood the channels with Christmas cheerâno thanks, says this article, Santa gets enough of our attention without two months of surveillance. On November 6th, get ready for 'The Vince Staples Show' season twoâa surreal laugh riot that somehow survived the post-spooky purge. Meanwhile, HBO Max counters with 'Eddington,' Ari Asterâs latest torture symphony for audiences who enjoy tension tight enough to slice through awkward family dinnersâbecause we all need a little more squirming after Halloween nostalgia flees.
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Streamers jump from horror chills straight into Mariahâs high notes like caffeine addicts swapping espresso for sugar, proving Christmas doesnât just come early, it smothers your October in tinsel.
Skipping straight from ghosts to gingerbread villains like streaming services are desperate to erase Halloween from your brain by December 1st.
Nothing says 'holiday spirit' like marinating with Mariah Carey until your headphone cables meltâbecause Santa obviously needs 60 days of screaming down your ears.
Source: Theverge | Published: 11/3/2025 | Author: Terrence OâBrien
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