Narwal Flow: Because Your Floors Deserve Robo-Spa Treatment
In a world where mopping by hand is so 20th century, Narwal drops the Flow robovac that can mop edges your 'manual mop usually fails at.' At $1099.99 (down from $1499.99), it promises to clean floors like your mom never could. According to The Verge, it even catches stray messesâfinally acknowledging the floorâs desperation. Sure beats waving a rag around while pretending you're adulting properly. As the article says, 'One of these years, I will get myself a robovac'âbecause obviously, your lazy self-earned upgrade is long overdue.
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Narwal Flow robovacs mop your floors so you don't have to fake it like a tired adult pretending chores are done. Remember that mop gathering dust? Yeah, this thing's gonna mop the edges your pathetic human attempts always missed.
Buying a $1099 robo-mop is the new adulting badge. Next thing you know, we'll have robot chefs judging our microwave skills.
Complaining your mop misses edges? Cool story. Meanwhile, the Narwal Flow is out here DJing clean floors like itâs Coachella for dirt.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Barbara Krasnoff
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