Man Buys $550 Ice Maker To Avoid Real Social Interaction Forever

KEY POINTS

•On Cyber Monday, Walmart offered big discounts on kitchen appliances, including the KitchenAid Artisan Mixer.
•The GE Profile Opal Nugget Ice Maker dropped to $298 from $548, streaming ice like a fountain.
•Ninja’s viral Creami Deluxe Ice Cream Maker costs $199, perfect for homemade frozen desserts.
•Other deals include a $23 Hecef Santoku knife and a $214 Zojirushi rice cooker.

This Cyber Monday, Walmart transformed into a shrine for kitchen gadget worshippers desperate to upgrade their cooking cred without leaving their couch, dropping jaw-dropping deals like a KitchenAid Artisan Mixer slashed from $500 to $340 in Empire Red—because your dough deserves royal treatment. Need chill vibes? The GE Profile Opal Nugget Ice Maker is $250 off at $298, promising continuous nugget-sized ice, cycling melted cubes like a gym rat cycling gains. For the aspiring TikTok chef, Ninja’s viral Creami Deluxe Ice Cream Maker hits $200, serving 24-ounce pints of frozen therapy. Even a 7-inch santoku knife entered brunch territory at $23, chopping veg made affordable. Breville espresso machine still charging an espresso tax at $530, but hey, iced coffee in 'this economy' feels revolutionary. And for rice lovers trying not to screw up (and failing), a Zojirushi cooker trims $64 off perfection at $214. So, whether you're hungover from Uncle Kevin's hot buttered rum or just lazy, Walmart’s tech kitchen circus has your back.