Apple Watch Ultra 3: The $799 Iteration Nobody Asked For
Apple introduces the Watch Ultra 3 at a delightful price of $799, cleverly targeting all the people who donāt yet own an Ultraābecause obviously 99.9% of true gadget fanatics already have the Ultra 2. This three-year inquiry into the elusive audience apparently yielded the revolutionary insight that if you want one, you can buy it now! The update, much like a sequel nobody wanted, offers a marginally larger screen thanks to thinner bezels, now with satellite and 5G connectivity. Meanwhile, Garmin fans smugly hike on distant mountains critiquing Appleās newest 'largely iterative' masterpiece. Utility and exclusivity wrapped in a sleek, expensive packageāso innovative!
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The Apple Watch Ultra 3 is here: same as Ultra 2 but now with 5G and satellite! For $799, itās the perfect gift for anyone who refuses to check their last 3 years of tech purchases.
The Ultra 3: because if at first you donāt upgrade, try changing the bezels and calling it new. Fans of iterative tech rejoiceāyour wallet and confusion remain intact!
Garmin users on mountain peaks laughing at Appleās $799 Ultra 3 while folks debate if 0.1% more screen space is worth a small mortgage.
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/7/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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