America’s Dream Home: Married, Employed, and Screwed
Trying to own a home, get married, and keep a job in 2025 America feels like chasing Bigfoot with a slingshot. The article reports 'unemployment is low, but so are new job postings,' making entry-level jobs for young grads the stuff of legends. Marriage rates are crashing, but so is divorce—meaning couples are either stuck or just don’t bother. Housing prices are historical highs, while sales sink to their slowest since vinyl records were cool again. As one expert deadpans, 'marriage is becoming much rarer and much more stable,' basically the adult version of "if you see it, don’t touch it."
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(1 of 3)Americans are ghosting jobs, dinner dates, and homebuyers like bad Tinder matches—because why build a life when you can just settle in and doom-scroll?
Job market’s so frozen, even Elsa is leaving her castle. Meanwhile, young grads are collecting 'entry-level unemployment' badges like limited-edition sneakers.
Watching millennial wedding and homebuying stats is like seeing your grandma try VR—utter confusion, a bit of denial, and no one’s quite sure what’s real.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Dave Lawler
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