AI Runs Out of Juice, Humans Still Pretending to Control It
At the Goldman Sachs Communacopia + Technology Conference (yes, that is the real official name) in San Francisco, OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar boasted $13 billion in 2025 revenue but begged for more "compute," confessing they have to "choose which AI babies get fed" while others starve. Meta's CFO Susan Li admitted cozying up to Google, their mortal enemy, to share cloud resourcesāirreconcilable tech rivals now holding hands in the sandbox. CoreWeave's execs called AI demand 'unrelenting,' a polite way of saying 'weāre drowning in AI requests and begging for help.' The crowd packed in so tightly for Friar's speech some sat on the floor, apparently too mesmerized to run for cover as AI threatens all software jobs. The takeaway? No one's slowing down, but good luck coding your way out of this chaos ā someone's already shorting everything.
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AI demand is so ferocious even Meta and Google are now tech's version of frenemies sharing clouds like hosts at a desperately crowded party while OpenAI scrambles to pick which robot kids get snacks and which starve.
When the CFO of OpenAI admits theyāre āmassively compute constrainedā in 2025, you know itās less sci-fi takeover and more high-tech food fight for server scraps.
The dot-com bubble of the late ā90s was fueled by eyeballs; 2025? Dollars. Too bad the servers canāt print money to keep up with AIās appetite.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Alistair Barr
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