UK Now Demands Passport For Porn, Moms Report Nervous Breakdown
Starting today, UK adults must prove their age online to access porn, leading experts to warn of a ‘global wave of age-check laws’ that ‘threatens to chill speech and ultimately harm children and adults alike.’ In a shocking turn of events, thousands reportedly spent hours hunting passports just to unlock forbidden internet pleasures, while cultural commentators debate if the new rules will cause more awkward family dinners than actual harm. ‘Experts confirm’ this could be the beginning of ‘the great digital chastity belt era,’ marking a new chapter in the never-ending war between internet freedom and government overreach.
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Great news! Now you need a gov-issued ID to scroll down your own questionable interests. Next step: biometric eyebrow scans to watch cat videos. #AgeCheckInquisition
Variant 1: Because nothing says 'freedom' like having to flash your driver’s license to watch people awkwardly 'consent' onscreen. Welcome to 1984: The Porn Edition.
Variant 2: Age-check for porn? What’s next — a DNA test to prove you’re human before liking a meme? Honestly, might be more effective than CAPTCHA.
Source: Wired | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Matt Burgess, Lily Hay Newman
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