Zuckās $799 Spy Shades Fail Twice Before 6-Hour Nap
At Meta Connect 2025 in sunny Menlo Park, Mark Zuckerberg dazzled the crowd with AI-powered Ray-Ban glasses starting at a modest $299, or $799 for the complete flashy set blessed by EssilorLuxottica. These smart specs boast a full-color in-lens display, cameras, and a battery that bravely lasts six hours ā down from Zuckās all-day 'never-run-out' claim. The neural wristband, celebrated as a 'huge scientific breakthrough,' to type on WhatsApp and spy-patrol the user's fingers, sadly flopped live due to brutal WiFi. Zuckās surfing adventures with AI Oakley Vanguards that block dust, sun, and dignity kicked off October 21. Finally, Meta's VR room scanning ups the metaverse creep factor, while live demos hilariously proved even AI knows how to ghost on stage.
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Meta's AI glasses showed off mind-reading tech but forgot how to WiFi twice on live TV. For $799, you too can experience wearable tech and public embarrassment in one stylish package!
Mark Zuckerbergās AI glasses come with cutting-edge features and an exclusive WiFi catastrophe. The $799 fashion statement perfect for anyone who loves their tech with a side of live demo regret.
Why type texts when your wristband can try and fail live on stage? Metaās $799 glasses promise intelligence but delivered comedy gold at Menlo Parkās finest tech circus.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Katherine Li,Charles Rollet,Shubhangi Goel
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