2028 Election Already Flexing Like It's 2024’s Sequel
Buckle up, political junkies, because the Democratic primary is serving a 'preview' platter 1,202 days before showtime. The article drops the truth bomb: 'The next election won’t take place for another 1,202 days, but we’re already getting a taste of what the Democratic primary may look like.' Translation: the political drama is like that Netflix series you binge too early—you know there's no paycheck, but hey, free entertainment ahead! This is giving big ’election season starts in January after November’ energy, but with more déjà vu and less suspense.
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The 2028 election yawns so hard at 2024, it’s already stealing its spotlight. Tell me you’re obsessed with late-stage capitalism without telling me you’re obsessed with late-stage capitalism. Political drama: always the gift that keeps on re-gifting.
Variant 1: Democrats starting their primary campaign 1,202 days early is like that guy who RSVPs 'maybe' for a party three months out—petty, unnecessary, and completely ignoring the rest of us.
Variant 2: This is giving big ‘waiting for the new iPhone but it’s announced two years early’ energy—a hype cycle that runs longer than some people's relationships.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 7/24/2025 | Author: Unknown
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