2028 Election Already Flexing Like It's 2024âs Sequel
Buckle up, political junkies, because the Democratic primary is serving a 'preview' platter 1,202 days before showtime. The article drops the truth bomb: 'The next election wonât take place for another 1,202 days, but weâre already getting a taste of what the Democratic primary may look like.' Translation: the political drama is like that Netflix series you binge too earlyâyou know there's no paycheck, but hey, free entertainment ahead! This is giving big âelection season starts in January after Novemberâ energy, but with more dĂ©jĂ vu and less suspense.
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The 2028 election yawns so hard at 2024, itâs already stealing its spotlight. Tell me youâre obsessed with late-stage capitalism without telling me youâre obsessed with late-stage capitalism. Political drama: always the gift that keeps on re-gifting.
Variant 1: Democrats starting their primary campaign 1,202 days early is like that guy who RSVPs 'maybe' for a party three months outâpetty, unnecessary, and completely ignoring the rest of us.
Variant 2: This is giving big âwaiting for the new iPhone but itâs announced two years earlyâ energyâa hype cycle that runs longer than some people's relationships.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 7/24/2025 | Author: Unknown
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