Texas Sues Roblox: Pixel Pedophiles Prioritized Over Pixels
In a blockbuster legal showdown worthy of a corporate thriller, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton dropped a lawsuit this week accusing Roblox of 'putting pixel pedophiles and profits over Texas kids' safety.' The digital worldâs favorite building blocks suddenly feel like the wild west on Robloxâs 111 million daily active users, with horrific claims of grooming and abuse popping up like unwanted pop-ups. Robloxâs Senior Director Eric Porterfield said they added 145 safety features this yearâbut apparently, 'flagrantly ignoring laws' only counts as one missed checkbox. Meanwhile, lawsuits pile up from Louisiana, Kentucky, and families alike, and Roblox tries to fight back with AI and facial scans, because what could be safer than your kid's face in the cloud?
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Roblox just turned virtual childhood into a legal thunderdome where profits, predators, and pixelated peril are allegedly the new game modes. Why fix violent digital playgrounds when you can add 145 safety features post-lawsuit? Efficiency, am I right?
Texas AG calls Roblox an 'X-rated pedophile hellscape,' but hey, at least the game has facial recognition now. Nothing says 'safe for kids' like voluntary AI surveillance and lawsuits. Progress!!
Roblox's idea of safety is adding 145 features after getting sued for child exploitation. Thatâs like locking the door after the Xbox was stolen. Stay pixel-perfect, folks!
Source: Theverge | Published: 11/7/2025 | Author: Stevie Bonifield
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