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Texas Democrats Exit, Return, Republicans Win Redraw Rodeo

Texas Democrats Exit, Return, Republicans Win Redraw Rodeo
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After a blockbuster two-week Texas democracy saga, the Democrats made their grand return, ending the walkout drama. This allowed Republicans to speed ahead with their redistricting plan, which critics argue is like using a magnifying glass on minority voices to make them microscopically less meaningful. Critics fear the new map dilutes minority representation, creating what some call a 'political invisibility cloak.' Texas Democrats, strolling back into the Lone Star State, unwittingly handed the GOP the redistricting reins – chaos, controversy, and tweetstorms ensue!

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Source: Theonion | Published: 8/20/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff