Texas Says Bye-Bye to 762 Measles Guests, No RSVP Needed
In a Texas-sized plot twist, state health officials declared the 762-person measles party officially over since late January. Clearly, Verna L. Welch and the Texas Department of State Health Services showed those spots who's boss! 'The outbreak is over,' they confidently said on Monday, proving that even viruses can't survive the Lone Star State’s relentless hospitality – or maybe just its vaccines. No tea, just science keeping Texas safe, y'all. Because nothing says inclusive public health like shutting down a disease fiesta with facts and fierce commitment to community care.
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(1 of 3)Measles in Texas RSVP'd to 762 guests but the party’s over — apparently, nobody likes a virus hangover. Texas just threw that outbreak out like it didn’t bring a single guac bowl to the herd immunity fiesta.
Texas measles: 762 attendees checked in, but nobody wants the sequel. Guess even germs can’t hack the Lone Star bootstamp and vaccine glow-up!
When a virus crashes your state like an uninvited cousin, Texas says, 'Thanks, but no thanks!' and cures it like a boss. Health officials win, germs lose!
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Associated Press
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