Tesla Trades Godot for Unreal: Cars Level Up, Drivers Panic
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where Tesla decided its cars needed to run on 'Epic Games' Unreal Engine' instead of the trusty Godot? Apparently, Tesla's 2025.20 firmware hints they’re swapping their visualization engine to Unreal, joining Rivian, Ford, and Volvo, turning cars into video game consoles on wheels. A Tesla hacker called greentheonly 'found evidence' of this move, making Tesla’s Autopilot look less like software and more like a Fortnite skin drop. And remember, their Cybertruck cameo in Fortnite wasn’t awkward at all, right? Epic doesn’t just make games; they’re transforming your ride.
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So let me get this straight: Tesla’s cockpits are about to run on Unreal Engine? Great, nothing screams 'safety first' like your autopilot running on the same engine as your cousin’s killer Fortnite dance moves.
Tesla switching to Unreal Engine? Next thing you know, your Autopilot will start screaming 'Victory Royale!' before parking itself.
When your car’s software update looks more like a Call of Duty patch notes... sure, what could go wrong? #DrivingInTheMatrix
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Jay Peters
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