Tesla Trades Godot for Unreal: Cars Level Up, Drivers Panic
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where Tesla decided its cars needed to run on 'Epic Games' Unreal Engine' instead of the trusty Godot? Apparently, Tesla's 2025.20 firmware hints they’re swapping their visualization engine to Unreal, joining Rivian, Ford, and Volvo, turning cars into video game consoles on wheels. A Tesla hacker called greentheonly 'found evidence' of this move, making Teslaās Autopilot look less like software and more like a Fortnite skin drop. And remember, their Cybertruck cameo in Fortnite wasn’t awkward at all, right? Epic doesn’t just make games; they’re transforming your ride.
Share the Story
So let me get this straight: Teslaās cockpits are about to run on Unreal Engine? Great, nothing screams 'safety first' like your autopilot running on the same engine as your cousinās killer Fortnite dance moves.
Tesla switching to Unreal Engine? Next thing you know, your Autopilot will start screaming 'Victory Royale!' before parking itself.
When your carās software update looks more like a Call of Duty patch notes... sure, what could go wrong? #DrivingInTheMatrix
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Jay Peters
More Articles in Technology
America Adds 50,000 Jobs, But Those 70,000 Stayed Home for Holidays
Sydney Sweeney's $1M Flop, Trump-Approved Jeans & Bathwater Soap Fiasco
CES 2026: The Worldās Largest Tech Flex in the Las Vegas Desert
Lego Adds Smart Bricks So Kids Can Pretend Tech Problems Are Part Of Play
Meta Orders Reality Labs 'Most Important' Meeting After Billions Burned
Towerborne Ditches Online, Proves Even Games Prefer Alone Time
CES Debuts Smart Hair Clippers That Cut Nothing but Your Patience
