Austin Drivers Shocked: Human Takes Wheel, Experts Panic
In a groundbreaking plot twist nobody saw coming, there "will be an employee in the driver's seat"—a shameless blast from the sane past in Austin's tech utopia. This shocking transition marks a massive departure from the prior status quo where apparently, the steering wheel was a suggestion, not a job. As if cars suddenly realized they weren't smart enough to fly solo, the city's saying goodbye to the era of ghost-riding the whip and greeting the thrilling 'employee in driver's seat' phenomenon. Welcome to 2024, where humans drive and cars play nice.
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When your car finally realizes it can’t autopilot itself from Netflix to Taco Bell, Austin goes retro: 'There will be an employee in the driver's seat.' Slow clap for obvious innovation.
Congrats Austin, you managed to reinvent the wheel—literally by putting a person in it. Meanwhile, the robots are probably updating their resumes.
This move is like watching The Matrix, but instead of Neo taking the red pill, Austin just said, 'Let's put Bob in the driver’s seat and see what happens.'
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Sean O'Kane, Kirsten Korosec
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