Musk’s Cash for Tesla Goals: Billionaires’ Version of ‘Catch Me If You Can’
In a move straight out of a billionaire’s incentive playbook, Tesla’s board finally served Elon Musk a carrot so big it needs its own trailer: a long-awaited proposal plastered with ambitious, borderline ‘why even try?’ benchmarks promising him mammoth payouts only if he sticks around for years. Rumor has it that Musk must leap existential hurdles, smash through electric car sales like a caffeine-fueled cheetah, and probably pet a robotic dog or two, all while keeping the Tesla empire humming. This is Elon’s new multi-year ‘catch me if you can’ contract – except instead of running from the feds, he’s sprinting toward a pile of dollar signs.
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Tesla’s latest game plan: pay Elon Musk enough money to tempt him into a high-stakes marathon of impossible goals. Billionaire life hack: convince your boss that disappearing is only worth billions if you stay and ‘prove it’.
Elon just got a contract so packed with milestones it’s basically Tesla’s version of a Netflix binge challenge — finish all episodes or no payout, buddy.
Paying Musk to stay sounds like Elon’s board said ‘here’s a treasure map, now run an electric car pirate empire before the payout’.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 9/5/2025 | Author: Unknown
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