Tesla Robotaxi: Exclusivity Meets Electrical Privilege Crisis
Tesla's Robotaxi pilot in Austin is the exclusive party no one's sure how to get into—invites only! John Stringer, Tesla Owners' grand poobah, flew 1,000 miles to try it and was 'just speechless.' With a 30-square-mile geofence and safety monitors ready to intervene, this 'big moment' means Tesla isn't just a glorified bookstore anymore. Fans post their invites like rare concert tickets, while investors wonder if they've bet on innovation or a software Titanic still making middle-of-nowhere stops. Early rides had 'three disengagements,' proving even robots panic without Tesla's version of Tour Guides.
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Tesla’s Robotaxi launch: where only influencers get a free ride and the rest of us just ride our hilarious misfortune home. Literally pay thousands to wait for a beta test on wheels. 'Speechless'? More like driving in circles waiting for a miracle.
Ah, Tesla's Robotaxi: because nothing says cutting-edge tech like a carbon-copy limo service attended by human babysitters. Finally, a car that’s only fully autonomous when someone’s watching!
Tesla Robotaxi exclusivity is like the VIP club of self-driving cars—imagine Romeo and Juliet but with 20 Model Ys and zero actual love connections.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Lloyd Lee
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