Tesla’s Robotaxi: Your Next Uber Driver Is a $10B Wall Street Fantasy
Tesla’s Q3 earnings dropped like an electric mic at 4 p.m. ET with Wall Street drooling over a $26.3 billion revenue target and $1.65 billion in operating income—because nothing says ‘ride of the future’ like margin estimates at 17.2%. Investors, fresh off a 95% six-month stock joyride that somehow still only calls it a 10% year-to-date flex, are praying for updates on robotaxis and humanoid Optimus robots flexing their metal muscles in Shanghai. All eyes are on whether Tesla can keep selling without the federal EV tax credit’s sugar rush, while dropping a casual $10 billion capital expenditure paycheck like it’s spare change at Disneyland.
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Tesla’s stock is up 95% in six months but only 10% YTD, proving math is as flexible as their robotaxi promises. Spoiler: Your next Uber might be a humanoid Optimus with questionable driving skills and $10 billion in investor hope.
Tesla’s earnings tonight: $26.3 billion revenue, 1.63 million deliveries, and enough robotaxi hype to power Elon’s Mars colony fantasies—because nothing screams reliable ride like a humanoid apocalypse waiting in the Shanghai showroom.
Watching Tesla’s stock trying to stretch 95% six-month gains into a 10% YTD narrative feels like trying to convince your legos they’re full-size bricks. Meanwhile, Optimus robotans await their debut as your awkward, metallic chauffeurs.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/22/2025 | Author: William Edwards
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