Ted Cruz Blames China for Climate Lawsuits, Provides Zero Proof
In a plot twist stranger than a Netflix conspiracy documentary, Senator Ted Cruz accused China of bankrollings efforts to sue American oil and gas companies over climate change ā yet mysteriously produced no evidence. Imagine the Senate hearing sponsored by 'Guess Who's Guilty?' starring Cruz playing detective with all the facts locked in his mysterious briefcase titled 'Definitely Not China.' We have no dates, no locations, no check amountāonly an accusation looser than a politician's promise. Meanwhile, somewhere global warming rolled its eyes and filed quietly under 'Least Surprising Thing 2024.'
Share the Story
Ted Cruz claims China is secretly funding climate lawsuits against US oil companies. Evidence? No. Facts? Optional. It's the political equivalent of blaming your printer for your bad handwriting.
If Ted Cruz had a gag reel, itād be endless China conspiracy theories with zero evidenceālike a magic trick where the rabbit is just missing.
Senator Cruz says China funds climate lawsuits but wonāt show the receipts. Sounds like he got his info from a fortune cookie factory in Beijing.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/19/2025 | Author: Michael Copley
More Articles in Politics
Ed Sheeran Launches 2026 LOOP Tour, Tickets Not Looping Into Your Wallet
Federal Agents Play Hide-And-Seek With Guns, Accidentally Shoot People
Congress Trades Shouting Match Over ICE Shooting Like A Twin Cities Soap Opera
Republicans Suddenly Love Invasions Now That Maduro's Captured Like A Limited-Edition Funko Pop
UK Warns Future PM Might Just Be Kremlin's Favorite Karaoke Partner
Trump Flexes Donroe Doctrine, Threatens Latvia Then Asks About Greenland Price
Congress Defends Masked ICE Agent Amid SUV-Adjacent Gunfire Drama
