Ted Cruz Blames China for Climate Lawsuits, Provides Zero Proof
In a plot twist stranger than a Netflix conspiracy documentary, Senator Ted Cruz accused China of bankrollings efforts to sue American oil and gas companies over climate change â yet mysteriously produced no evidence. Imagine the Senate hearing sponsored by 'Guess Who's Guilty?' starring Cruz playing detective with all the facts locked in his mysterious briefcase titled 'Definitely Not China.' We have no dates, no locations, no check amountâonly an accusation looser than a politician's promise. Meanwhile, somewhere global warming rolled its eyes and filed quietly under 'Least Surprising Thing 2024.'
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Ted Cruz claims China is secretly funding climate lawsuits against US oil companies. Evidence? No. Facts? Optional. It's the political equivalent of blaming your printer for your bad handwriting.
If Ted Cruz had a gag reel, itâd be endless China conspiracy theories with zero evidenceâlike a magic trick where the rabbit is just missing.
Senator Cruz says China funds climate lawsuits but wonât show the receipts. Sounds like he got his info from a fortune cookie factory in Beijing.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/19/2025 | Author: Michael Copley
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