Taylor Swiftâs 12th Album Gave Up, Is About Taylor, Shockingly
In an earth-shattering announcement from New York, pop megastar Taylor Swift teased her 12th studio album 'The Life Of A Showgirl' on Instagram Tuesday, dropping a massive hint it's about... herself. Yes, Taylor is apparently deeply inspired by 'a certain someone who I have a long history with'âTaylor. No love triangle, no mysterious ex, just Taylor loving Taylor so much she made an entire record about her own saga. This champ effortlessly redefines self-obsession with a hint of narcissistic brilliance. Meanwhile, fans and haters alike are left guessing if the album will have more plot twists than a daytime soap or simply feature Taylor's unparalleled talent for turning the obvious into platinum gold.
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Taylor Swift teasing her 12th album about herself is giving bold narcissist crowning energy. Tell me youâre ecosystem-divorced Icon without telling me youâre ecosystem-divorced Icon. The patriarchy canât handle this much self-love on repeat.
Taylor dropping hints her album is literally about herself is the musical version of showing up to a Friends reunion and only talking about your new identity crisis. Someone tell old white men in suits this is how you break late-stage capitalism with selfies.
'The Life Of A Showgirl' might as well be called 'Taylor, Taylor, and More Taylor.' I see you, pop queen, making the patriarchy cry with your audacity to orbit solely around your own genius like a celebrity planet of self-reference.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/26/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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