Nothing like open-air Tinder for tarantulas—where every creepy crawl is a swipe right and every human is a lost connection. Remember, folks, they're not here to kill you, just awkwardly score.

Months of lockdown left tarantulas more desperate than your ex—going door to door looking for dates. At least they follow social distancing, right?

Imagine swiping right while covered in hair and eight-legged awkwardness. Tarantulas make Tinder ghosts the charming ones.