Tarantulas Swipe Right, Say ‘Give Us Space’
Spring has stirred a creepy dating frenzy as thousands of male tarantulas take their awkward stumblings across several south and midwestern states just to find a mate. Experts kindly suggest keeping a respectful six-legged distance, advising 'giving them space if encountered.' Nothing says romance like giant spiders crashing your outdoor BBQ uninvited, seeking love while you seek the bug spray.
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Nothing like open-air Tinder for tarantulas—where every creepy crawl is a swipe right and every human is a lost connection. Remember, folks, they're not here to kill you, just awkwardly score.
Months of lockdown left tarantulas more desperate than your ex—going door to door looking for dates. At least they follow social distancing, right?
Imagine swiping right while covered in hair and eight-legged awkwardness. Tarantulas make Tinder ghosts the charming ones.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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