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Taco Bell and Panera’s Lettuce Decides to Stage a Diarrhea Revolt

Taco Bell and Panera’s Lettuce Decides to Stage a Diarrhea Revolt
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KEY POINTS

  • Over 1,600 people in five states fell ill after eating cyclospora-contaminated shredded lettuce linked to Taylor Farms.
  • Starting July 10, restaurant chains like Taco Bell, Panera Bread, and Chopt experienced significant declines in customer visits.
  • Taco Bell responded by immediately removing suspect lettuce and other fresh produce items, while foot traffic in Michigan dropped the most.

In a tale destined to make salad haters smug, over 1,600 people across five states got unexpectedly acquainted with the cyclospora parasite—yes, a diarrhea-causing monster hiding in Taco Bell’s shredded lettuce. The outbreak, traced to the salad-supplying giant Taylor Farms, caused US foot traffic at these leafy havens to nosedive starting Friday, July 10, dropping Taco Bell visits 4.6% that day and 5.8% the next. Panera took a 3% hit Friday and a gut-wrenching 7.4% tumble on Saturday, while salad darling Chopt saw a 7.1% dip. Michigan’s Taco Bells were essentially ghost towns with a 10.9% collapse on Saturday, as the Food and Drug Administration betrayed America's trust by highlighting that they had to remove suspect lettuce indefinitely. Taco Bell hastily yanked onions and tomatoes off menus too—because if diarrhea comes in, why not offer the full veggie rejection experience? Meanwhile, other chains with less lettuce loyalty like Chick-fil-A and Subway managed to stay unscathed and fuller than ever. For the rest of us, April’s nightmare became July’s diarrhea-themed salad saga, proving once again, when you bite into a salad, you might be taking a gamble with more than flavor.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/17/2026 | Author: Alex Bitter

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