T-Mobile Learns $92M Fine Isn’t Just Monopoly Money
In a staggering plot twist worthy of cable drama, T-Mobile’s attempt to dodge a $92 million fine was unequivocally denied, proving the Justice Department doesn't play favorites. While AT&T and Verizon are still limbo contestants awaiting their fines, 'T-Mobile can't overturn $92 million fine' shows that penalties can be as unmovable as your Wi-Fi signal in a basement. Spoiler alert: Justice doesn’t call and say, 'We’ve got good news for you'.
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Remember when companies thought fines were just suggestions? T-Mobile just got told by Big Brother: "Nice try, pay the $92 million and maybe consider less shady moves." We’re all terrible drivers of our own lives, but some take traffic tickets like personal insults.
If only T-Mobile ran their legal defense with the same signal strength as their network, maybe that fine would be less than $92 million. Spoiler: It’s not.
Watching telecom giants face fines is like watching a soap opera where the only plot twist is that nobody really changes—they just pay their way out of trouble eventually.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Jon Brodkin
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