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German Prison VIP Escapes, Still Wanted for Toddler Mystery

German Prison VIP Escapes, Still Wanted for Toddler Mystery
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In a plot twist that could only be real life’s awkward sitcom, a German national, suspected in the 18-year-old unsolved disappearance of British toddler Madeleine McCann, was released from prison on Wednesday after completing a sentence for an unrelated case. Talk about a multi-tasker extraordinaire! Despite being tied to one of the most famous missing persons cases, this gentleman just sauntered out post-incarceration, presumably with a 'What’s next?' attitude. The police confirmed the details but left folks wondering if this guy's life has a subscription to 'Plot Twists Monthly.' We hope his new freedom comes with a GPS tracker or, at minimum, a ‘Do Not Approach Lost Child Cases’ badge.

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Source: Feeds | Published: 9/17/2025 | Author: The Associated Press