Trumpâs Foreign Policy Wins, Aid Groups Left Holding Empty Bags
In what could be summed up as 'America First, Humans May Wait,' the court majority confidently declared that Donald Trump's foreign policy powers trumped any alleged damage claimed by those pesky international aid groups suing him. No exact dates, organizations, or dollar amounts were offered, so we must assume it all took place sometime in a universe where disaster relief and diplomacy play second fiddle to executive grandeur. The ruling essentially gave Trump a VIP pass to prioritize his own global strategy above squabbles from anyone trying to do good abroad. It's like telling firefighters to wait because the fire chief needs to approve the hose brand first.
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When courts pick Trumpâs foreign policy over international aid, apparently helping people in crisis is just a loading screen until the president finishes his main quest.
Letting Trumpâs foreign policy override aid groups is like choosing to dunk donuts instead of saving lives â priorities so skewed theyâd make your grandma bewildered.
The court said Trumpâs foreign policy authority outweighs the harm to international aid groups â because nothing screams global leadership like giving charity the middle finger.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Juliana Kim
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