Rachel Reeves Slams Reform UK: Brexit Horror Tribute Act
In a proper British political cage match, Chancellor backs Keir Starmer’s claim that ending indefinite leave to remain is racist, which sounds like the UK’s version of politeness with venom. Meanwhile, Rachel Reeves decided to play the responsible adult at the Labour conference on September 29, 2025, warning business leaders to fear Reform UK—the party that apparently cheered on Liz Truss’s disastrous mini-budget, probably while sipping a cocktail in Downing Street thinking, 'What could possibly go wrong?' Reeves contrasts this with Labour’s promise to cut interest rates, borrow sensibly, and cozy up to Britain’s ‘nearest’ trading partners, which hopefully don't include aliens or Mars. It's all about preserving Britain’s stability, because apparently cutting us off from the world was the Reform party’s plan all along. She might as well hold a presentation titled 'How to tank an economy and still get invited to the conference.'
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Rachel Reeves telling business leaders to fear Reform UK is like warning toddlers about a sugar rush after they've already wrecked the house. Maybe next time they'll warn about reality before Ireland, Truss, and Brexit wrote the disaster script.
Reeves campaigns on Labour’s precision craft: borrowing money and cutting interest rates like a responsible adult—while Reform UK still thinks Brexit was a business plan and Liz Truss a role model.
If Reform UK’s idea of global trade is ‘cutting us off,’ then I guess Reeves is just here to warn us about the coming social apocalypse. Spoiler: it's mostly spreadsheets and missed deadlines.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Andrew Sparrow
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