Broken Hearts: The Deadliest Love Story Ever Told
A heartfelt tragedy with a lethal twist—science now confirms you can literally "die from a broken heart," especially if your grief is overwhelming. According to a study published in Frontiers In Public Health, it’s no longer just poetic misery but an actual possibility. As the article states, "it's actually possible to die of a broken heart after the death of a loved one." Turns out, love isn’t just blind—it’s got a killer instinct too.
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Revenge of the heart: break it and it might break you first. Love loud, die louder. Seems Cupid's arrows are loaded with fatal consequences. Who knew heartbreak came with a warranty?
Finally, a scientific excuse to stay in bed crying for days—"it's medically necessary!" Tell your boss it’s a public health issue, not laziness.
Love’s version of a microchip meltdown: break the heart, system instantly crashes. Recommend reboot with tequila or maybe just a restraining order on sadness.
Source: Theonion | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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