StubHub's IPO: The World's Most Excited Snooze Button
After playing the world's slowest game of corporate peek-a-boo, StubHub filed an updated S-1 on Monday, effectively hitting 'start' on its delayed IPO journey again. As the announcement dryly notes, "This indicates its delayed IPO is back on," a phrase that feels about as thrilling as a rebooted soap opera. Investors and spectators alike are probably whispering, 'Finally!' or maybe just blinking in confusion – after all, this IPO delay saga has all the suspense of watching paint dry on a parking lot.
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StubHub rebooted its IPO reboot like a Netflix series insisted you watch the recap first. Spoiler: the IPO is "back on" but will it premiere anytime before the moths have taken over? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: IPO: The Neverending Story.
StubHub's IPO is like that friend who cancels brunch last minute but promises a rain check in 2027. Exciting news? Sure. Likely to show up? Keep dreaming.
Watching StubHub's IPO delays is like waiting for your phone to update: promises made, progress not guaranteed, and 99% chance you'll just hit 'remind me tomorrow.'
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Julie Bort
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