Stripe Hires PhD Wizards, Worries AI Will Babysit Them
Stripeās AI and data boss Emily Glassberg Sands is on a PhD hiring spree thatās bigger than your cousinās college debt, bragging about newbies with 'cutting-edge skills' who 'know the latest tools' like digital wizards fresh out of the lab. But hereās the twist: sheās having nightmares about whoāll actually show these brainiacs the ropes since AI is trying to replace entry-level jobs faster than you can say 'internship stipend.' Even Jerome Powell and AI apocalypse prophet Dario Amodei are chiming in about a future with half the junior jobs vaporized by bots. Meanwhile, Stripe is ghosting Business Insider, probably training bots to do that too.
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Stripeās bringing in PhDs like itās a Hogwarts of data but worries AI will turn mentorship into a ghost story where newbies grow up lonely and confused. Congrats, AI, you just turned entry-level jobs into an existential crisis.
Welcome to 2025, where AI hires entry-level jobs faster than HR can consider mentorship. Spoiler alert: Throwing fresh PhDs into the void hoping they learn by osmosis isnāt a career plan, Stripe.
Stripeās plan: hire a battalion of PhDs, then let AI babysit them. Mentorship? Oh, you mean that old-school tradition where humans actually showed rookies how to survive? Sorry, AI said no.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/6/2025 | Author: Lee Chong Ming
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