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Brooklyn Climber Discovers Upstate Catskills Have Restaurants, Shocks NYC

Brooklyn Climber Discovers Upstate Catskills Have Restaurants, Shocks NYC
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  • •A Brooklyn rock climber in her late 20s frequents a family-connected cabin in Accord, New York for weekend escapes.
  • •Her trip starts with a must-have snack from a New Jersey pizzeria and includes visiting sculpture parks and dining at New Paltz's 'Shorties' bar.
  • •She enjoys traditional German cuisine at Mountain Brauhaus and stocks up on local natural wine and desserts for cozy evenings.

In late twenties and Brooklyn-based, our eager urban climber escaped New York City to enjoy the Catskills, thanks to a convoluted family tree granting access to a cabin in Accord, New York. The journey begins with a critically important pre-trip snack: massive garlic knots from New Jersey’s Corner Slice, because upstate road trips demand carb prep. Transit options exist (bus, Metro North, Amtrak), but obviously, a car is necessary to showcase the charming contradictions of modern nature escape: scenic sculpture parks that welcome Panda Express picnics, New Paltz bar ‘Shorties’ boasting DJs and kimchi-topped hot dogs, and the German giant-portion paradises at Mountain Brauhaus with dirndl servers. Ice cream and pie are pit stops at the ’cutest grocery store’ next to a natural wine shop for those evenings worthy of Adirondack chair celebrity posture. Roller rinks with on-site Ukrainian pierogi shops, and seafood shopping to fuel climber dreams complete this unexpected foodie-cum-adventure fuel-up. Upstate trips now indistinguishable from hipster urban weekends, just crankier by mountain elevation.

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Source: Eater | Published: 9/4/2026 | Author: Mary Anne Porto

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